I once looked at a hedge - what's your point?

gothicmarmite:

dont-call-me-philip:

tunnel of love…

So, uh… I have to go through them to get to the other side of the tunnel?
Oh. What a tragedy.

'Tis a rare sight, the footballer Noel out of his gear. I know we all think of him as this otherworldly androgynous sweetheart made of sunshine and Jaffa cakes, but I promise you that this isn't the first time he's done that stance. I guarantee that there are pictures of him being scrawny in his shorts and Copa Mundial's, and later ones when he's legs have started fleshing out, standing around with his team mates looking severe. Looking tough. Looking ready for the pitch. And that doesn't ever go away, it's like riding a bike. So when he's asked to pose like a thug, there is no hesitation. He knows the pearls and the drainpipes will make no difference. The badass comes from within.

gothicmarmite:

dont-call-me-philip:

tunnel of love…

So, uh… I have to go through them to get to the other side of the tunnel?

Oh. What a tragedy.

'Tis a rare sight, the footballer Noel out of his gear. I know we all think of him as this otherworldly androgynous sweetheart made of sunshine and Jaffa cakes, but I promise you that this isn't the first time he's done that stance. I guarantee that there are pictures of him being scrawny in his shorts and Copa Mundial's, and later ones when he's legs have started fleshing out, standing around with his team mates looking severe. Looking tough. Looking ready for the pitch. And that doesn't ever go away, it's like riding a bike. So when he's asked to pose like a thug, there is no hesitation. He knows the pearls and the drainpipes will make no difference. The badass comes from within.


cora-hale:

“I’m gonna like this post so I can find it later.”

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dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me



deasphodelisnotameadow:

I’m never going to find a better gif than this

deasphodelisnotameadow:

I’m never going to find a better gif than this


"Look, the Pie!"
— Ancient proverb for defusing tense family situations (via shakeitallout)
#got

bubblewrapjunkie:

voxantiqua:

bubblewrapjunkie:

voxantiqua:

oh my god you are so RURAL I can’t handle it (and also cute but that’s a given)

emmelie help me i’m SO RURAL but…

"And pony milk is all the latest craze with them celebrities like Car Dashian or whatever that lady with the butt is called - it’s like a serum for your insides"

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voxantiqua:

bubblewrapjunkie:

voxantiqua:

oh my god you are so RURAL I can’t handle it (and also cute but that’s a given)

emmelie help me i’m SO RURAL but anyway thank you so much bb <3

You’re beyond help my darlin’ - you’ll move to the city and it’ll be like

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"WE MISSED YOU WE SMELLED YOU WE FOUND YOU" and then what? HOW WILL YOU FIT THEM ALL IN YOUR APARTMENT THEY’RE COWS CLEARLY YOU DIDN’T THINK THIS THROUGH AT ALL

oh my god cows are so big there is no way they could all fit in my apartment i’ll just have to live on the streets with my herd of city cows maybe i can train them to be pickpockets and we’ll earn a living that way

you don’t even know i live in the city and all i can ever afford is dry bread and cold tea. and mcdonald’s. don’t you be tryin to steal my mcdonalds ONE MUST PRIORITIZE.

also city folk don’t know animals so maybe you could sell some of the cows as new designer ponies to rich kids.

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voxantiqua:

oh my god you are so RURAL I can’t handle it (and also cute but that’s a given)

emmelie help me i’m SO RURAL but anyway thank you so much bb <3

You’re beyond help my darlin’ - you’ll move to the city and it’ll be like

"WE MISSED YOU WE SMELLED YOU WE FOUND YOU" and then what? HOW WILL YOU FIT THEM ALL IN YOUR APARTMENT THEY’RE COWS CLEARLY YOU DIDN’T THINK THIS THROUGH AT ALL

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Yeah, she knows its a multipass!