I once looked at a hedge - what's your point?

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you or if you’d had your dick in someone else

“One time I was hanging out with a girl and I wanted to kiss her. I was too nervous to do it, so I wrote ‘Can I kiss you?’ on a Post-It and handed it to her. And it worked!”



Track Title: dad song

Artist: JONAH RAY RODRIGUES

Album: JONAH RAY RODRIGUES's Album

jonahray:

jonahray:

Today is my dads 60th birthday. So i made a quick little song for him.

Happy Birthday Papa Ray.

Happy birthday dad, happy birthday pop

Hope you have a good one because you fucking rock.

happy birthday dad X2

Happy birthday Dad, you inspire me

Even though you tend to smoke too much weed

happy birthday dad X2

Sixty years old today. And I’m really proud to say that I am your son.

I made this song for my dad a few years back for his birthday. 

posted 4 hours ago via jonahray with 45 notes


oohyeahboomalackaway:

jesus fuck

bubblewrapjunkie have you seen this? 

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that’s Noel’s nose alright

WELL FUCK ME GENTLY AND CALL IT CHRISTMAS JUST SHARPEN THE ANGLES ON THAT BABY A BIT AND WE GOT OURSELVES ONE HELL OF AN INTERESTING WEEK COWGIRLS


spacehamsters:

I work at a theater and we just got these I cannot believe this


lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

#ya

I’m just saying that if that Japanese lady artist could 3D print a mould of her vagina there should be no trouble getting a vibrator shaped like Noel’s nose y’all feel me?

posted 1 day ago with 7 notes