I once looked at a hedge - what's your point?

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never


ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?


digivolvin:

whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.


I’LL SLAP YOU ON THE ARSE INSTEAD CAUSE UR ASKING FOR IT

Don’t wind me up if you ain’t gonna follow through

posted 17 hours ago with 1 note

FCUKNGDONT DOOO THIS TO ME YUO LITTLE SH IT I AM GOING TO FCJING CRY FUCKJNFUCK

posted 18 hours ago with 1 note

Julian holding down baby Noel and tickling him,

Noel laughing “STOP IT!”,

tears streaming down his sharp cheeks,

Julian pulling at his shirt and suddenly slowing down,

meeting Noel’s gaze,

feeling the impossibly soft skin of his impossibly skinny belly,

asking with his touch,

reading answers in big blue eyes hidden beneath a blond fringe,

leaning down tasting warm wetness

and breathing in ecstasy.

posted 18 hours ago with 28 notes

Interviewer: Most people are surprised that…?
Michael: I really am that handsome.
(x)



beaky-peartree:

hey white female pop stars, if you could stop using asian women as props, that’d be super






roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate


armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be